Today when I was going into surgery, they kept asking me which eye they were going to operate on, and I kept saying my right, and the last time they asked, they took an orange marker and put a dot on the cheek underneath the right eye. Though it is (or hopefully was) by far my worse eye, I thought to myself, even if they operated on the left eye by accident, it might not be the worst thing because that eye has crud in it, too. Still, I'm hoping that I get enough relief with the right eye that I won't have to do the left.