Nash I'm glad I could make you laugh with that statement! As the official Australian Ambassador for floaters I must say I feel pretty priveleged!
Does this new title mean I can travel overseas and stay in great hotels and not pay a cent? And maybe meet the Queen or some celebrities? Maybe floaters haven't been the worse thing that has happened to me 8)

On a serious note, are there any Aussies here who want to have a whinge about eye floaters? Apparently the hole in the ozone is directly above us so we are probably exposed to more UV than the rest of the world. It would be interesting to do a study of the incidence of eye floaters in different continents.