Now, this is going to be a >>JOKE<<. As my nickname - Sadysta (which in Polish means Sadist) says, I'm quite a sadistic creature and I quite
delight myself with pain and suffering of others ;] No, sorry, this is also a >>JOKE<<. Anyway, I have a weird sense of humor, hence this
comparison. If you're still in the depressed, don't know what to do, am I going blind, I'll never get vitrectomy done so I'm stuck with this
motherfuckers for the rest of my life condition then please don't read it as I don't want to hurt your feelings or to encourage you to do something
stupid or anything. Otherwise, please go on
"SPECIAL" CONTENT FOLLOWS. FOR SEASONED AND MENTALLY-STABLE FLOATER SUFFERERS ONLY. PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DON'T COUNT IN. EITHER WAY YOU READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK AND RESPONSIBILITY.
Vitrectomy
VERSUS
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Suicide
I think I might even print this table and take it to my
next ophthalmic exam. I haven't attended one for almost a year now as I'm saving all my money for an FOV which I would really like to get done in
Leuven by Prof. Dr. Stalmans. But maybe, just maybe I'll invest 50 Euros to argue with some floaters-problem-dismissive doctor in Poland. I almost miss
this motherfucking retards saying how people tend to get used to floaters. I've got this %#*@ in my eyes for 2 years now and I hate them as ever, twice as
much as in the beginning. I hope I succeed in defying my poverty and stupidity of my local doctors and I get rid of those buggers, otherwise I will go mad and
I mean really $%!%#%+ mad.
Happy New Year!
"SPECIAL" CONTENT FOLLOWS. FOR SEASONED AND MENTALLY-STABLE FLOATER SUFFERERS ONLY. PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DON'T COUNT IN. EITHER WAY YOU READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK AND RESPONSIBILITY.
Vitrectomy
VERSUS
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Suicide
VITRECTOMY SUICIDE
Pros:
Resolution of symptoms Nearly total to Total Total
Cons:
Risk of cataract 10% <30 years old 0% Any Age
50% 40-50 years old
100% >60 years old
Risk of retinal detachment 1% 0%
Risk of endophthalmitis 0.5% 0%
Risk of other side-effects Margin of Error Non-existent
You may find it sick but I think it's quite amusing how effective a therapy suicide is Happy New Year!

